These Cards Are In Direct Opposition To Your Burn

Because we have been informed that we may not use the words “cards” and “against” together in this context.

It’s hard to fit Dr. Megavolt and Bugpocalypse into a single deck of cards, but we did our best. These are taken from real Burning Man stories, and we try to add to them every year.

It’s true: sometimes you’re just way to high to be at a TED talk. And yes, radical self-abuse is a thing. These cards will never let you forget those nuggets of wisdom.

And if you’re really nice to us, we might just give you a deck. You can find a way. We believe in you.